De-Luxe Apartment in the Skyyyyyy

We're movin on up kids.
TO BE CLEAR, I WILL NO LONGER BE POSTING ON THIS SITE. IT IS UGLY AND I HATE IT.
Come hang out with me at Tumblr.

No, Google, I Did Not Mean:

Scientifically NSFW

So this dude found 8 couples to fuck in an MRI machine to photograph/film what, from an anatomical perspective, sex actually looks like. Awesome. I love this guy, I love everything he stands for, I love his use of science. The first part of this video explains who he is and what he's about. The good stuff starts around 1:30.
Warning to those who don't like reality: PENIS ALL UP IN YOUR GUTZ!

Cheaper

I would looooove if Facebook just started offering me the Canal St. knock-offs of all my friends.
Kristina Smithel, see you soon!

My Weakness

I should be stronger, but I'm not. This sets off every one of my "Awwwwww" sensors. I will see this movie, and unfortunately, I will probably love it. I may even cry, anything's possible.
On a side note: WE'RE NOT DOING ENOUGH WITH CLIVE OWEN. Get it together people.

Whoa.

It's like someone got inside my head and took the ideas in there for the best movie ever and then made that movie. Seriously, this looks like the best movie ever.

Dear Los Angeles Friends

See you in October.

Can This Be Real?

If so -- badass.

You Guys

Enough.

At this rate, in a few years we won't have any tail left to eat.

Yes To All of This

I would like all of my friends more if they studied this and applied it at all our parties. You know, all the parties that we're all always having because HOLLYWOOD.