All Good Things . . .

This is likely the last installment of what has been a wonderful journey inward, illuminating the true nature of Man's Desire.

He Figured It Out

Let's be honest, I'm not going to start watching late night talk shows. But if I did, I'd watch this.
He's our John Galt.

Star Maps

I really like this idea, though I think it's highly fictional. But I also find some of their choices hilarious. Really? Party of 5? Ok, sure, I guess.
In space, no one can hear Neve Campbell Scream. (get it?)

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*Slams Head Against Desk*

“The water’s amazingly fresh, for swimming in a Dumpster.”

Brooklyn. Hipsters. Dumpters. Of. Course.

My Morning Commute is 15 Minutes . . . and 20 Years

McFllllllllllyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This Is How Democratic Presidents Fall

"I used to be Commander-in-Chief of my Pimp Ship, flying high."

- Ne-yo

He Can Haz Cheezberger

James Franco's Rejected UCLA Commencement Speech from James Franco

Listen I don't even want to talk about the video itself. (Although "I was in 'Milk' . . . and now gay people can be doctors and teachers," is very very funny)
The thing is this -- he's pulling off the stoner body. There are rules, and one of them is that if you have a nondescript regular body you only get considered insane hot if you work to maintain it. But also rules are made to be broken. And he's James Franco and we're not.

My Friends Are Funnier Than Yours