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James Franco's Rejected UCLA Commencement Speech from James Franco

Listen I don't even want to talk about the video itself. (Although "I was in 'Milk' . . . and now gay people can be doctors and teachers," is very very funny)
The thing is this -- he's pulling off the stoner body. There are rules, and one of them is that if you have a nondescript regular body you only get considered insane hot if you work to maintain it. But also rules are made to be broken. And he's James Franco and we're not.