He Pwns The World

I like to think that in the 'Sliding Doors' of my life, the other me is a lot like this guy. Which is to say, I wish I was a lot like this guy. I would give up the intelligence that I have to be like this guy. If a personified squid offered to make me like this guy in exchange for my voice, I would do it. If Elizabeth Hurley offered to make me like this guy in exchange for my soul, I would do it. I would make Adam Sandler tell tall tales about how I am like this guy.
I. want. to. be. him.